10) Is she a mime? Perhaps a fan of the Insane Clown Posse. Either way I’m scared for my life.
9) I get the strangest feeling she isn’t looking to chop vegetables with that knife.
8) It looks like a cone of shame.
7) Is she trying to say marriage is like a prison…?
6) Marriage has gone to the dogs.
5) What a catch!
4) Say I do… OR ELSE!
3) Just got married. Must. Update. Facebook. Status.
2) Just wanna get in a little online shopping before the big moment.
1) We call this the Dennis Rodman wedding dress.
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Rob Toledo is working alongside My Love Wedding ring, who encourages you to add a unique touch to your engagement by considering unique matching wedding bands or an alternative to diamonds like sapphire rings.