Sexy Little Bridesmaids Gifts from Babeland

In honor of Valentine’s Day, we at Bridezilla thought we’d skip the typical scented candle and charm bracelet round-up and suggest something a little more, umm, suggestive for your bridesmaids gifts.

What we love about this Deluxe Bachelorette Kit is that, while it’s a lot hotter than the usual spinster packages of scone mix and cozy socks that passes for bridesmaids gifts these days, it’s also a lot classier than the tacky feather boa/tiara fanfare you find at your average party store. We credit this to the fact that this Bachelorette Kit comes from Toys in Babeland, which every Bridezilla worth her bath salt knows is the newest, truly classy place to purchase what we have decided to call “enlightened accessories.” Their online selection is top-notch, and the inside of Babeland feels more like Victoria’s Secret naughty sister and less like a giant, subversive supermarket. Read on to learn the intriguing contents of the Babeland Bachelorette Kit (erotic ergonomics after the jump….)

The contents of the Bachelorette Kit include: a delicious-smelling mango vanilla scented candle, a purple Pocket Rocket wee vibrator, three lickable oils in chocolate rasberry, dulce de leche, and blackberry creme, a champagne bath fizzy, a packet of Entice lubricant, two condoms, and two massage bars in lavender vanilla and chocolate raspberry. Pretty much, you are setting your girls up for life, or at least one hot, steamy, exquisite night of lurrvemakin’.

What Bridezilla finds so enamoring about Babeland is their canny understanding that true passion is all about the right preparation. Not only do they give you absolutely everything you need to set the erotic ambience, they include such well-stocked essentials you feel like a super-slutty girl scout (and it’s not even Halloween!). Every package comes with condoms, the vibrators come with special Babeland batteries, and the candle comes complete with a little pink set of matches. It’s this attention to detail that truly won Bridezilla, and made us decide to christen Toys in Babeland the Thinking Woman’s Sex Toys. Get them while they’re hot and heavy, and Happy Valentine’s Day!