The Most Bridal USB Flash Drive Ever!

From china saucers to diamond solitaires, it’s no secret that Bridezillas adore gleaming elegance in all forms, so why should our USB drives be any exception? USB drives are a must for modern marriage research, and the Transcend Jet Flash V90 is the perfect wedding planning companion. The gorgeous mother of pearl casing contains no less than 2 gigabytes, which means ample safe storage for bachelorette party photos, potential first dance ballads, and the taped conversations you’re using to blackmail your wedding planner. This ingenious trinket even includes two long and short chains so you can choose whether to wear it around your neck spy-style under a Chanel blouse, hook it to your key ring, or store it in you wallet. Don’t head downtown without it!

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