While we did name tandem bikes as one our favorite wedding transportation choices, we really must draw the line at dirty ten speeds during the ceremony. Also, the whole formal attire on top, spandex on bottom combo….all we can say is if you caught in us in cycling gear on our wedding, it better at least be Monique Lhullier. Let’s hope this bicycling Bridezilla at least got a giant jewel for her good sportsmanship.