Witness here the universe-defying union of Art and Patty, held in Las Vegas at The Star Trek Experience. The two were married by a Starfleet Minister and the ceremony consisted of bilingual vows recited in both English and Klingon. After a tour of the Trek artifacts and the exchange of some romantic Klingon gifts, the two headed off to the reception. Said Bridezilla Patty, “When the chips were down, we wanted something both tasteful AND referential to our inspiration.” The chips are always dow in Vegas, baby! Bridezilla Bonus Tip: Don’t forget to break out the gold bikini for the honeymoon!